Location:

          Cordial Kingdom of Kelterspruf (CKK), whose capital is Kelterspruf City, is a 18,600 square kilometers (around 7,181 square miles) archipelago, located in Southwest Oceania. It is an archipelago of volcanic origin, which presents a mountainous relief in its whole islands, and the smaller islands are atolls or chorale reefs.

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Climate:

          CKK's temperatures range between an average of 28ºC (82ºF) in January/February to 24ºC (75ºF) in August/September. Rainfall is an average of 1 meter (approximately 40 inches) per year with relatively low humidity.

Language/People:

          Portuguese, English, Spanish, French and Keltertongue are the languages spoken. The majority of the inhabitants is of both South American (Brazilian) and North American (American) descent, with the remainder of Polynesian, Scottish, Lebanese and Portuguese origins.

Dress:

          Light weight suits and dresses, as well as casual light, loose-fitting cotton clothes are suggested while in Kingdom of Kelterspruf. Generally informal, though some hotels require jackets at night. Ladies are requested to wear skirts or slacks rather than abbreviated shorts or swimwear while in the provinces or in Kelterspruf City.

Entertainment:

          Kelterspruf has more than 200 beaches, so that there are a variety of activities including snorkelling, surfing, parasailing, water skiing, scuba diving, etc. Other activities are golf, tennis, riding, alpinism and much more.

Meal:

          Keltersprufish restaurants cater to every taste. Fine dining can be a delightful experience in various cuisines, such as Japanese, French, Brazilian, Italian and the exciting Keltersprufish cuisine.

Warning:

          In Kelterspruf, it is forbidden the use of cigarettes, stogies, cigars, pipes or any other fumigerous product, derived or not from tobacco. It is also forbidden to drive after consuming any alcoholic beverage.